Executive Order #01

Using the power giving to me, I hereby order all chickens/ducks to be sent to concentration camps. Any chicken/duck not in a concentration camp by 2 weeks of the signing of this, will be executed on sight. It has come to my attention that our Aeternum must be restored to the great Aeternum motherland it once was. Ever since the coming of these ducks and chickens into our land, our great nation has fallen into ruin. They bring filth into our once pure nation. They have taken our jobs, jobs that belonged rightfully to our people. We as Aeteryans should not have to deal with such things. This land belongs to us. We must reclaim out land from these ducks and chickens. And when we do so, our nation shall finally become the great Aeternum motherland it once was.