Watersurge is the most accomplished player of all time. He:
Singlehandedly beat Rudytudy14 in a fight
Resurrected several factions to success
Ganked Herobrine
Has hands with every enchantment at max level
Is immune to stupidity
Created a rolling fortress
Created a flying fortress
Beat Scottbolton101 in a nerf war
and more.
Just kidding he was only online about five times ever.